Butthatceremonyholdsandcandragamantohisundoingjustasthoroughlyasthe“longasyebothshalllive“cursefromthealtar-
rails,withthebridesmaidsgigglingbehind,and“TheVoicethatbreathedo\'erEden“liftingtheroofoff。InthismannerwasDickyHattkidnapped,andheconsidereditvastlyfine,forhehadreceivedanappointmentinIndiawhichcarriedamagnificentsalaryfromtheHomepointofview。Themarriagewastobekeptsecretforayear。ThenMrs。DickyHattwastocomeoutandtherestoflifewastobeagloriousgoldenmist。ThatwashowtheysketcheditundertheAddisonRoadStationlamps;and,afteroneshortmonth,cameGravesendandDickysteamingouttohisnewlife,andthegirlcryinginathirty-shillingsaweekbed-and-livingroom,inabackstreetoffMontpelierSquareneartheKnightsbridgeBarracks。
ButthecountrythatDickycametowasahardland,where“men“oftwenty-onewerereckonedverysmallboysindeed,andlifewasexpensive。Thesalarythatloomedsolargesixthousandmilesawaydidnotgofar。ParticularlywhenDickydivideditbytwo,andremittedmorethanthefairhalf,at1-6,toMontpelierSquare。Onehundredandthirty-fiverupeesoutofthreehundredandthirtyisnotmuchtoliveon;butitwasabsurdtosupposethatMrs。Hattcouldexistforeveronthe20poundsheldbackbyDicky,fromhisoutfitallowance。Dickysawthis,andremittedatonce;alwaysrememberingthatRs。700weretobepaid,twelvemonthslater,forafirst-classpassageoutforalady。Whenyouaddtothesetriflingdetailsthenaturalinstinctsofaboybeginninganewlifeinanewcountryandlongingtogoaboutandenjoyhimself,andthenecessityforgrapplingwithstrangework——which,properlyspeaking,shouldtakeupaboy\'sundividedattention——youwillseethatDickystartedhandicapped。Hesawithimselfforabreathortwo;buthedidnotguessthefullbeautyofhisfuture。
Asthehotweatherbegan,theshacklessettledonhimandateintohisflesh。Firstwouldcomeletters——big,crossed,sevensheetletters——fromhiswife,tellinghimhowshelongedtoseehim,andwhataHeavenuponearthwouldbetheirpropertywhentheymet。
ThensomeboyofthechummerywhereinDickylodgedwouldpoundonthedoorofhisbarelittleroom,andtellhimtocomeoutandlookatapony——theverythingtosuithim。Dickycouldnotaffordponies。Hehadtoexplainthis。Dickycouldnotaffordlivinginthechummery,modestasitwas。Hehadtoexplainthisbeforehemovedtoasingleroomnexttheofficewhereheworkedallday。Hekepthouseonagreenoil-clothtable-cover,onechair,onecharpoy,onephotograph,onetooth-glass,verystrongandthick,aseven-