Chapter4。LXIV。
HowPantagruelgavenoanswertotheproblems。
Pantagruelthenaskedwhatsortofpeopledweltinthatdamnedisland。
Theyare，answeredXenomanes，allhypocrites，holymountebanks，tumblersofbeads，mumblersofave-marias，spiritualcomedians，shamsaints，hermits，allofthempoorrogueswho，likethehermitofLormontbetweenBlayeandBordeaux，livewhollyonalmsgiventhembypassengers。Catchmethereifyoucan，criedPanurge；maythedevil\'shead-cookconjuremybumgutintoapairofbellowsifeveryoufindmeamongthem！Hermits，shamsaints，livingformsofmortification，holymountebanks，avaunt！inthenameofyourfatherSatan，getoutofmysight！Whenthedevil\'sahog，youshalleatbacon。IshallnotforgetyetawhileourfatConcilipetesofChesil。
OthatBeelzebubandAstarothhadcounselledthemtohangthemselvesoutoftheway，andtheyhaddone\'t！wehadnotthensufferedsomuchbydevilishstormsaswedidforhavingseen\'em。Harkyeme，dearrogue，Xenomanes，myfriend，Ipritheearethesehermits，hypocrites，andeavesdroppersmaidsormarried？Isthereanythingofthefemininegenderamongthem？Couldabodyhypocriticallytakethereasmallhypocriticaltouch？Willtheyliebackwards，andletouttheirfore-rooms？There\'safinequestiontobeasked，criedPantagruel。Yes，yes，answeredXenomanes；youmayfindtheremanygoodlyhypocritesses，jollyspiritualactresses，kindhermitesses，womenthathaveaplaguydealofreligion；thenthere\'sthecopiesof\'em，littlehypocritillons，shamsanctitos，andhermitillons。Foh！awaywiththem，criedFriarJohn；ayoungsaint，anolddevil！Markthis，anoldsaying，andastrueaoneas，ayoungwhore，anoldsaint。Weretherenotsuch，continuedXenomanes，theisleofChaneph，forwantofamultiplicationofprogeny，hadlongerethisbeendesertanddesolate。