Chapter2。VI。
HowPantagruelmetwithaLimousin，whotooaffectedlydidcounterfeittheFrenchlanguage。
Uponacertainday，Iknownotwhen，Pantagruelwalkingaftersupperwithsomeofhisfellow-studentswithoutthatgateofthecitythroughwhichweenterontheroadtoParis，encounteredwithayoungspruce-likescholarthatwascominguponthesameveryway，and，aftertheyhadsalutedoneanother，askedhimthus，Myfriend，fromwhencecomestthounow？Thescholaransweredhim，Fromthealme，inclyte，andcelebrateacademy，whichisvocitatedLutetia。Whatisthemeaningofthis？saidPantagrueltooneofhismen。Itis，answeredhe，fromParis。ThoucomestfromParisthen，saidPantagruel；andhowdoyouspendyourtimethere，youmymastersthestudentsofParis？Thescholaranswered，WetransfretatetheSequanatthediluculandcrepuscul；wedeambulatebythecompitesandquadrivesoftheurb；wedespumatetheLatialverbocination；and，likeverisimilaryamorabons，wecaptatthebenevolenceoftheomnijugal，omniformandomnigenalfemininesex。Uponcertaindieculesweinvisatthelupanares，andinavenerianecstasyinculcateourveretresintothepenitissimerecessesofthepudendsoftheseamicabilissimmeretricules。ThendowecauponisateinthemeritorytabernsofthePineapple，theCastle，theMagdalene，andtheMule，goodlyvervecinespatulesperforaminatedwithpetrocile。Andifbyfortunethereberarityorpenuryofpecuneinourmarsupies，andthattheybeexhaustedofferrugineanmetal，fortheshotwedimitourcodicesandoppigneratourvestments，whilstweprestolatethecomingofthetabellariesfromthePenatesandpatrioticLares。TowhichPantagruelanswered，Whatdevilishlanguageisthis？BytheLord，Ithinkthouartsomekindofheretick。Mylord，no，saidthescholar；forlibentissimally，assoonasitillucescethanyminutulesliceoftheday，I
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