Allwasmagnificent。Nothingofitskindcouldbemoresplendidthanthemassivegoldandsilverplatepileduponthelordmayor’stableandbehindit,nothingmoresumptuousthanthedinner,nothingmorequaintthantheceremonial。Nearthelordmayor,whowasarrayedinhisrobes,chain,andallthegloriesofhisoffice,stoodthetoastmaster,whoannouncedthetoastsinamannerfittomakeanAmericanthinkhimselfdreaming,——something,infact,afterthissort,inaqueersingsongway,withcomicalcadences,broughtupattheendwithasharpsnap:``Melawds,la—a—a—diesandgentleme—e—e—n,bycommawndoftheRightHonorabletheLawrdMarr,I
cha—a—awrgeyoufillyourglawse—e—e—sanddrinktothehealthoftheRightHonorabletheUr—r—rllofBeck’nsfield。’’
Amainfeatureoftheceremonywastheloving—cup。
Downeachlongtablealargesilvertankardcontainingapleasingbeverage,ofwhichthefoundationseemedtobeclaret,waspassed;and,asitcame,eachofusinturnarose,and,havingreceiveditsolemnlyfromhisneighbor,whohaddrunktohishealth,drankinreturn,andthen,turningtohisnextneighbor,dranktohim;thelatterthenreceivedthecup,returnedthecompliment,andinthesamewaypassediton。
DuringthewholeentertainmentIhadfrequentlyturnedmyeyestowardtheprimeminister,andhadbeenmuchimpressedbyhisapparentstolidity。Whenhepresentedhisarmtotheladymayoress,whenhewalkedwithher,andduringallthetimeattable,heseemedmuchlikeawoodenimagegalvanizedintotemporarylife。Whenherosetospeak,therewasthesamewoodenstiffnessandhewentoninakindofmechanicalwayuntil,suddenly,hedartedoutabrilliantstatementregardingthepolicyofthegovernmentthatarousedthewholeaudience;then,aftermoreofthesamewoodenmannerandmechanicalprocedure,anotherbrilliantsentence;andsoontotheendofthespeech。