Thereforeitisrefreshingtolearnnow,severalmonthsaftertheabovenarrativewaswritten,thatanothermanreceivedallthecreditofthisrescueofthecolonists。Suchislife。AlexandriawastoomuchlikeaEuropeancitytobenovel,andwesoontiredofit。WetookthecarsandcameupheretoancientCairo,whichisanOrientalcityandofthecompletestpattern。Thereislittleaboutittodisabuseone\'smindoftheerrorifheshouldtakeitintohisheadthathewasintheheartofArabia。Statelycamelsanddromedaries,swarthyEgyptians,andlikewiseTurksandblackEthiopians,turbaned,sashed,andblazinginarichvarietyofOrientalcostumesofallshadesofflashycolors,arewhatoneseesoneveryhandcrowdingthenarrowstreetsandthehoneycombedbazaars。WearestoppingatShepherd\'sHotel,whichistheworstonearthexcepttheoneIstoppedatonceinasmalltownintheUnitedStates。Itispleasanttoreadthissketchinmynote—book,now,andknowthatIcanstandShepherd\'sHotel,sure,becauseIhavebeeninonejustlikeitinAmericaandsurvived:IstoppedattheBentonHouse。Itusedtobeagoodhotel,butthatprovesnothing——Iusedtobeagoodboy,forthatmatter。Bothofushavelostcharacteroflateyears。TheBentonisnotagoodhotel。
TheBentonlacksaverygreatdealofbeingagoodhotel。PerditionisfullofbetterhotelsthantheBenton。ItwaslateatnightwhenIgotthere,andItoldtheclerkIwouldlikeplentyoflights,becauseIwantedtoreadanhourortwo。
WhenIreachedNo。15withtheporter(wecamealongadimhallthatwascladinancientcarpeting,faded,wornoutinmanyplaces,andpatchedwitholdscrapsofoilcloth——ahallthatsankunderone\'sfeet,andcreakeddismallytoeveryfootstep,)hestruckalight——twoinchesofsallow,sorrowful,consumptivetallowcandle,thatburnedblue,andsputtered,andgotdiscouragedandwentout。Theporterlititagain,andIaskedifthatwasallthelighttheclerksent。Hesaid,\"Ohno,I\'vegotanotheronehere,\"andheproducedanothercoupleofinchesoftallowcandle。Isaid,\"Lightthemboth——I\'llhavetohaveonetoseetheotherby。\"Hedidit,buttheresultwasdrearierthandarknessitself。Hewasacheery,accommodatingrascal。
Hesaidhewouldgo\"somewheres\"andstealalamp。Iabettedandencouragedhiminhiscriminaldesign。Iheardthelandlordgetafterhiminthehalltenminutesafterward。\"Whereareyougoingwiththatlamp?\"\"Fifteenwantsit,sir。\"\"Fifteen!whyhe\'sgotadoublelotofcandles——doesthemanwanttoilluminatethehouse?——doeshewanttogetupatorch—lightprocession?——whatisheupto,anyhow?\"\"Hedon\'tlikethemcandles——sayshewantsalamp。\"\"Whywhatinthenationdoes——whyIneverheardofsuchathing?
Whatonearthcanhewantwiththatlamp?\"\"Well,heonlywantstoread——that\'swhathesays。\"\"Wantstoread,doeshe?——ain\'tsatisfiedwithathousandcandles,buthastohavealamp!——Idowonderwhatthedevilthatfellowwantsthatlampfor?Takehimanothercandle,andthenif——\"\"Buthewantsthelamp——sayshe\'llburnthed——doldhousedownifhedon\'tgetalamp!\"(aremarkwhichInevermade。)\"I\'dliketoseehimatitonce。Well,youtakeitalong——butIswearitbeatsmytime,though——andseeifyoucan\'tfindoutwhatintheverynationhewantswiththatlamp。\"AndhewentoffgrowlingtohimselfandstillwonderingandwonderingovertheunaccountableconductofNo。15。Thelampwasagoodone,butitrevealedsomedisagreeablethings——abedinthesuburbsofadesertofroom——abedthathadhillsandvalleysinit,andyou\'dhavetoaccommodateyourbodytotheimpressionleftinitbythemanthatslepttherelast,beforeyoucouldliecomfortably;acarpetthathadseenbetterdays;amelancholywashstandinaremotecorner,andadejectedpitcheronitsorrowingoverabrokennose;alooking—glasssplitacrossthecentre,whichchoppedyourheadoffatthechinandmadeyoulooklikesomedreadfulunfinishedmonsterorother;thepaperpeelinginshredsfromthewalls。Isighedandsaid:\"Thisischarming;andnowdon\'tyouthinkyoucouldgetmesomethingtoread?\"Theportersaid,\"Oh,certainly;theoldman\'sgotdeadloadsofbooks;\"andhewasgonebeforeIcouldtellhimwhatsortofliteratureIwouldratherhave。Andyethiscountenanceexpressedtheutmostconfidenceinhisabilitytoexecutethecommissionwithcredittohimself。Theoldmanmadeadescentonhim。\"Whatareyougoingtodowiththatpileofbooks?\"\"Fifteenwants\'em,sir。\"\"Fifteen,isit?He\'llwantawarming—pan,next——he\'llwantanurse!Takehimeverythingthereisinthehouse——takehimthebar—keeper——takehimthebaggage—wagon——takehimachamber—maid!Confoundme,Ineversawanythinglikeit。Whatdidhesayhewantswiththosebooks?\"\"Wantstoread\'em,likeenough;itain\'tlikelyhewantstoeat\'em,Idon\'treckon。\"\"Wantstoread\'em——wantstoread\'emthistimeofnight,theinfernallunatic!Well,hecan\'thavethem。\"\"Buthesayshe\'smor\'lyboundtohave\'em;hesayshe\'lljustgoa—rairin\'anda—chargin\'throughthishouseandraisemore——well,there\'snotellin\'whathewon\'tdoifhedon\'tget\'em;becausehe\'sdrunkandcrazyanddesperate,andnothing\'llsoothehimdownbutthemcussedbooks。\"