Isawrealglasswindowsinthehousesofeventhecommonestpeople。Someofthehousesarenotofstone,noryetofbricks;Isolemnlysweartheyaremadeofwood。Housestherewilltakefireandburn,sometimes——actuallyburnentirelydown,andnotleaveasinglevestigebehind。Icouldstatethatforatruth,uponmydeath—bed。Andasaproofthatthecircumstanceisnotrare,Iaverthattheyhaveathingwhichtheycallafire—engine,whichvomitsforthgreatstreamsofwater,andiskeptalwaysinreadiness,bynightandbyday,torushtohousesthatareburning。Youwouldthinkoneenginewouldbesufficient,butsomegreatcitieshaveahundred;theykeepmenhired,andpaythembythemonthtodonothingbutputoutfires。
Foracertainsumofmoneyothermenwillinsurethatyourhouseshallnotburndown;andifitburnstheywillpayyouforit。Therearehundredsandthousandsofschools,andanybodymaygoandlearntobewise,likeapriest。Inthatsingularcountryifarichmandiesasinner,heisdamned;
hecannotbuysalvationwithmoneyformasses。Thereisreallynotmuchuseinbeingrich,there。Notmuchuseasfarastheotherworldisconcerned,butmuch,verymuchuse,asconcernsthis;becausethere,ifamanberich,heisverygreatlyhonored,andcanbecomealegislator,agovernor,ageneral,asenator,nomatterhowignorantanassheis——justasinourbelovedItalythenoblesholdallthegreatplaces,eventhoughsometimestheyarebornnobleidiots。There,ifamanberich,theygivehimcostlypresents,theyaskhimtofeasts,theyinvitehimtodrinkcomplicatedbeverages;butifhebepoorandindebt,theyrequirehimtodothatwhichtheytermto\"settle。\"Thewomenputonadifferentdressalmosteveryday;thedressisusuallyfine,butabsurdinshape;theveryshapeandfashionofitchangestwiceinahundredyears;anddidIbutcovettobecalledanextravagantfalsifier,Iwouldsayitchangedevenoftener。
HairdoesnotgrowupontheAmericanwomen\'sheads;itismadeforthembycunningworkmenintheshops,andiscurledandfrizzledintoscandalousandungodlyforms。Somepersonsweareyesofglasswhichtheyseethroughwithfacilityper—haps,elsetheywouldnotusethem;andinthemouthsofsomeareteethmadebythesacrilegioushandofman。Thedressofthemenislaughablygrotesque。Theycarrynomusketinordinarylife,nornolong—pointedpole;theywearnowidegreen—linedcloak;theywearnopeakedblackfelthat,noleatherngaitersreachingtotheknee,nogoat—skinbreecheswiththehairsideout,nohob—nailedshoes,noprodigiousspurs。
Theywearaconicalhattermeda\"nail—kag;\"acoatofsaddestblack;